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Check Out This Exciting Opportunity for Oakland Tech Students!

Dear Average High School Student,  My name is Irksome McSnooty, and I wanted to reach out to YOU personally to let you know about the...
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Chivalry is Dead: Use Your Elbows

Do you ever find yourself struggling to shove your way through a sea of students during the passing periods? Has this created issues in...
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The Last Bells of Joy: On Losing Recess

As we sit in the bitter classrooms of senior year, wasting time on statistics and comparative essays, a question begins to ask itself of...
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Mr. Fairly Retirement Fanfiction (NSFW)

POV: you are Mr. Fairly, dashing hero of the Tech hordes, strutting down the school’s hallways in style. You hear a delicate whisper in...
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Major Rapper Yeat Announces That His Tour Will Kick Off in Tech Bathroom 

With auto-tuned vocals and SoundCloud-inspired beats, professional rapper Yeat has gained recognition amongst A-list artists and pimply teenagers alike! In mid-2021, two of Yeat’s...
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Sun Sign Horoscopes for the Month of April

This dedicated journalist spent hours gazing at the stars in preparation for this column, which has been fact-checked and given the stamp of approval...
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Mr. Fairly Leads 3rd Great Awakening, All Students Cured of Mental Illness

This year had a lot of firsts, and among those firsts is Tech’s “Day of Healing.” Mr. Fairly, determined to have at least one...
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Oakland Tech Soccer Players Find Out Their Uniforms Were Purchased From Shein

Tech’s varsity soccer teams made it to OAL Championships last season. In the first official soccer season since pandemic school closures, Tech made an...
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