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Move Over Women, Make Room For Men

This March, in 2026, Men are finally getting a month devoted to their contributions to society. This marks a quarter of a millennia after...
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My (unfortunate) Life-changing Decision

I never thought I’d willingly sit down and write about how Crew has impacted my life. If I were asked how it affected me,...
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Move Aside COVID-19, There’s a New Pandemic in Town, and Its Name Is Senioritis

Senioritis has hit Oakland Tech's senior class of 2023 like a truck. Characterized by a fever of "we're outta here soon" degrees, a head...
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Students Wandering Halls During Class Found Deep in Philosophical Thought

During the past few months, more and more Oakland Tech students have been cutting class and wandering the halls....
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Announcing the Oakland Tech Spring Olympics

Mr. Price has recently announced a new school spirit event: the Oakland Tech Olympics. The event will take place...
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Cultural Revival: Tech Set to Bring Back Centennial Traditions

Tech has grand plans for the 2026-27 school year to conduct a cultural revival, bringing back 100-year-old trends. While...

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Students Wandering Halls During Class Found Deep in Philosophical Thought

During the past few months, more and more Oakland...
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Announcing the Oakland Tech Spring Olympics

Mr. Price has recently announced a new school spirit...