Monday, December 9, 2024

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My (unfortunate) Life-changing Decision

I never thought I’d willingly sit down and write about how Crew has impacted my life. If I were asked how it affected me,...

Move Aside COVID-19, There’s a New Pandemic in Town, and Its Name Is Senioritis

Senioritis has hit Oakland Tech's senior class of 2023 like a truck. Characterized by a fever of "we're outta here soon" degrees, a head...

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Pumpkin Pie Magic!

Ingredients: ¾ cups of light brown sugar ½ teaspoon of salt ½ teaspoon of ginger ½ teaspoon of cinnamon ¼ teaspoon of nutmeg ⅛ teaspoon...

The Substance: Body Horror Galore

The Substance guts the truth of Hollywood perfection from the inside out. In a vibrantly harsh tone, Coralie Fargeat’s...

“It’s the Great Pumpkin, Charlie Brown” is Godfather Tier

The Charlie Brown franchise has some of the most timeless pieces of television and film media of all time....

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Pumpkin Pie Magic!

Ingredients: ¾ cups of light brown sugar ½ teaspoon of salt ½...

The Substance: Body Horror Galore

The Substance guts the truth of Hollywood perfection from...